YOU'RE ALL TRAITORS

As I told Alan Jones this morning, anybody who marched on the weekend to protest against my nifty new policy of diplomacy through war has offered comfort to a brutal dictator.

We are all accountable for the actions we take.*

*Exceptions to the foregoing rule include:

1. White triumphalist racism.

2. Imprisoning children.

3. Telling porkies about foreign types hurling their children into the sea.

4. Ministerial conduct generally.

5. Collateral damage in war.

(Others to be advised as necessary in light of prevailing circumstances)

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